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[Kay's been here too long to fall for a free turkey from the town on Thanksgiving, especially when it means she's been locked in her house in some bizarre plan to force her to enjoy it.  It happens to be the 'full of razorblades' variety, but she'll never know that, as the turkey has landed squarely in the kitchen trash can.]

"So, uh, a lot of people have probably already put this warning out there, but... don't mess with the turkeys.  Nobody knows where the heck they came from, but it's probably not a good place.  Maybe when this is over, we can all get real turkeys and have an actual Thanksgiving, but don't trust the freebies."

Date: 2010-11-26 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[Not!dad is in the kitchen staring at the discarded turkeys, and you just KNOW he's considering lighting the things on fire. Just in case.

Paranoia is fun.]

Date: 2010-11-26 02:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
...I wouldn't mess with 'em. Who knows what'll happen.

Date: 2010-11-26 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You're right. If I light 'em up, it might take the whole house with it or something.

[He really wants to though. Just to be safe, right?]

Date: 2010-11-26 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Yeah. It might be full of gasoline, for all we know.

Date: 2010-11-26 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
They just gave us fucked-up candies, and they expect us to fall for their fucked-up turkeys too? Feh.

[A pause.]

Make sure the drones don't touch these things.

Date: 2010-11-27 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Good idea. Maybe we should hide them or something.

Date: 2010-11-26 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Oh, man....yours didn't have blood inside too, did it?

Date: 2010-11-26 02:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Beats me. I threw it in the trash as soon as I saw it.

Date: 2010-11-26 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
[Chuckles] Smart lady.

Date: 2010-11-26 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I've been in this town way too long to fall for a trick like that.


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