Case 40: Turnabout Turkey

[little_thief]

[Kay's been here too long to fall for a free turkey from the town on Thanksgiving, especially when it means she's been locked in her house in some bizarre plan to force her to enjoy it.  It happens to be the 'full of razorblades' variety, but she'll never know that, as the turkey has landed squarely in the kitchen trash can.]

"So, uh, a lot of people have probably already put this warning out there, but... don't mess with the turkeys.  Nobody knows where the heck they came from, but it's probably not a good place.  Maybe when this is over, we can all get real turkeys and have an actual Thanksgiving, but don't trust the freebies."

Comments

[thief-of-truth.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It might be full of gasoline, for all we know.

[sanctusdei.livejournal.com]

They just gave us fucked-up candies, and they expect us to fall for their fucked-up turkeys too? Feh.

[A pause.]

Make sure the drones don't touch these things.

[thief-of-truth.livejournal.com]

Good idea. Maybe we should hide them or something.