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Kay Faraday ([personal profile] little_thief) wrote2011-04-13 08:11 am

Case 50 - Turnabout Dance

[After hearing that announcement from Quinn about the prom, Kay is struck with the most brilliant idea she's ever had.  Clearly, the entire town needs to hear about it.  To the phones!]

[Phone; filtered from drones]

Hey, everyone!  So, looks like it's prom season again!  I know there's a lot of new people in town who probably haven't really met anyone yet, and also that there are a lot of shy guys and girls in town who can't work up the courage to ask that cute classmate or neighbor of theirs to the dance, so I'm gonna help you guys out!  Kay Faraday's dating service is now open for business!  Just give me a call or drop a note in the mailbox at 505 Ricardo Street and tell me what you're looking for in a potential prom date, and I'll use a very scientific matching process to pair you up with your perfect partner!  All of your information will be kept totally confidential, and there's no charge for the service, so there's really no reason at all not to take advantage of this.  And who knows - you might really hit it off with your date and find true love and happiness!  I'll be waiting for your calls, 'kay?

[identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I... suppose. Well, good luck with it.

[identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
O-Oh, no, that's okay. I'm probably not going to go.

[identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I-I don't know if I'm really feeling up to it.

[identity profile] thief-of-truth.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, c'mon! This is the perfect opportunity to cut loose and have fun! It's just what you need right now to cheer up a little!

[identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
...Um. I-I'll think about it.

[identity profile] thief-of-truth.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you need me to find you a date?

[identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
...I-I highly doubt you'll find anyone who'd want to go with me.

[identity profile] thief-of-truth.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, come on, don't be like that! I bet you haven't even looked.

[identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[You'll have to forgive him. He's still a bit heart sick from Norway getting permadroned.]

N-No, I haven't, but...

[identity profile] thief-of-truth.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[She hasn't really noticed, sadly. Especially since she never knew about that to begin with.]

See? So how do you know? You don't until you try!

[identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I-I guess. Maybe. Though I really doubt there's a lot of guys who would...

[identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[He knows he's powerless to stop her. But he's also fairly confident she won't find anyone.]


...Good luck.

[identity profile] thief-of-truth.livejournal.com 2011-04-13 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll let you know how it turns out!