Case 50 - Turnabout Dance

[little_thief]

[After hearing that announcement from Quinn about the prom, Kay is struck with the most brilliant idea she's ever had.  Clearly, the entire town needs to hear about it.  To the phones!]

[Phone; filtered from drones]

Hey, everyone!  So, looks like it's prom season again!  I know there's a lot of new people in town who probably haven't really met anyone yet, and also that there are a lot of shy guys and girls in town who can't work up the courage to ask that cute classmate or neighbor of theirs to the dance, so I'm gonna help you guys out!  Kay Faraday's dating service is now open for business!  Just give me a call or drop a note in the mailbox at 505 Ricardo Street and tell me what you're looking for in a potential prom date, and I'll use a very scientific matching process to pair you up with your perfect partner!  All of your information will be kept totally confidential, and there's no charge for the service, so there's really no reason at all not to take advantage of this.  And who knows - you might really hit it off with your date and find true love and happiness!  I'll be waiting for your calls, 'kay?

Comments

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

..."Very scientific matching process"?

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"This isn't one of those boy hat and girl hat and grab name things?"

[ohlookboobs.livejournal.com]

Hey, Kay - mind if an expert on this sort of stuff gives you a hand?

[instaboobs]

You're just gonna pair people off like that?

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Why do chicks always want to play matchmaker, it's uncanny.

[sting-like-a.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh, matchmaking! Do you need any help with that, Kay? I'm an expert on this stuff, you know~

[gandere]

If someone drops the name 'Rin Tohsaka' off, do me a favor and toss it out.

[inababanchou.livejournal.com]

But I already have a date.

[wizardoftheweek.livejournal.com]

... You must be joking.

[justiceinamask.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... I have no idea what prom is, but it sounds like it could be fun! Count me in!

[micronation]

Do you have to go with someone?

[hideandhero.livejournal.com]

Couldn't hurt if it was just one date. I want someone that isn't a kid. There's so many of those around here. Blond hair is preferable but I'm pretty flexible. The name is Commissar Ciaphas Cain.

[gottimedout.livejournal.com]

... and a 'prom' is what for this purpose?

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

[[Hey, great idea! He's pretty intimidated about the idea of actually asking someone out considering how well he picks them.

He's about to speak into the phone when he thinks about the fact he is about to ask the girl he kinda had a crush on to help him find a date.

She'll get a moment of silence then a click as he quickly hangs up!]]

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

Explain this prom, and dating.

[a-gentle-boy.livejournal.com]

. . . Do you really know a lot about this kind of thing?

OOC

[grand-theft-moe.livejournal.com]

Anyone can feel free to drop Chizuko's name in. And maybe Twenty Faces too?

[devilsummer.livejournal.com]

Seriously? I didn't know this town had a dating service. That's totally awesome.

I was really worried I wouldn't find a date in time. Do you think you could help me out?