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[After hearing that announcement from Quinn about the prom, Kay is struck with the most brilliant idea she's ever had.  Clearly, the entire town needs to hear about it.  To the phones!]

[Phone; filtered from drones]

Hey, everyone!  So, looks like it's prom season again!  I know there's a lot of new people in town who probably haven't really met anyone yet, and also that there are a lot of shy guys and girls in town who can't work up the courage to ask that cute classmate or neighbor of theirs to the dance, so I'm gonna help you guys out!  Kay Faraday's dating service is now open for business!  Just give me a call or drop a note in the mailbox at 505 Ricardo Street and tell me what you're looking for in a potential prom date, and I'll use a very scientific matching process to pair you up with your perfect partner!  All of your information will be kept totally confidential, and there's no charge for the service, so there's really no reason at all not to take advantage of this.  And who knows - you might really hit it off with your date and find true love and happiness!  I'll be waiting for your calls, 'kay?

Date: 2011-04-13 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thief-of-truth.livejournal.com
Actually, this is my first time trying something like this! But it's gotten a lot of responses so far, so I'm probably on the right track.

Date: 2011-04-13 04:50 pm (UTC)
instaboobs: (♂ [良牙] they don't serve feed)
From: [personal profile] instaboobs
...you're gonna send them pictures of whoever you're gettin' them together with, right?

Date: 2011-04-13 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thief-of-truth.livejournal.com
I don't really have pictures of everybody in town...

Date: 2011-04-13 04:54 pm (UTC)
instaboobs: (♂ [あかね] find a new person to bitch at)
From: [personal profile] instaboobs
That's gonna go over real well. For all they know, y'could be sending a poor guy on a date with someone who's like... twice their size.

Date: 2011-04-13 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thief-of-truth.livejournal.com
Hey, she could still be really nice!

Date: 2011-04-13 05:09 pm (UTC)
instaboobs: (♂ y'know this shit's stupid right)
From: [personal profile] instaboobs
Doesn't mean it's the best choice.

Date: 2011-04-13 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thief-of-truth.livejournal.com
Hey, that's a risk you have to be willing to assume if you're using a dating service instead of going out and finding a date yourself.

Date: 2011-04-13 05:10 pm (UTC)
instaboobs: (♂ [ひな子] turn in your diploma)
From: [personal profile] instaboobs
Good thing I could find a date if I wanted to.

Really. [No he couldn't.]

Date: 2011-04-13 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thief-of-truth.livejournal.com
But you don't want to.

[She's picking up on this.]

Date: 2011-04-13 05:12 pm (UTC)
instaboobs: (♂ or are you a mouse)
From: [personal profile] instaboobs
...I don't want to what?

Date: 2011-04-13 05:13 pm (UTC)
instaboobs: (♂ the next time i see him i'm killing hi)
From: [personal profile] instaboobs
...

Well why should I go to Prom anyway? There wouldn't be anythin' there for me.

Date: 2011-04-13 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thief-of-truth.livejournal.com
Sounds to me like you just don't have anyone to go with.

Date: 2011-04-13 05:17 pm (UTC)
instaboobs: (♂ i bet that guy can't bench 50 lbs)
From: [personal profile] instaboobs
That's got nothin' to do with anything!

Date: 2011-04-13 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thief-of-truth.livejournal.com
Sure it does! You're talking to someone running a dating service! C'mon, what's your name, I'll write you down.

Date: 2011-04-13 05:20 pm (UTC)
instaboobs: (♂ [小太刀] someone dropped this)
From: [personal profile] instaboobs
I don't need t'be written down!

Date: 2011-04-13 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thief-of-truth.livejournal.com
You'll never find a date acting like that. C'mon already, what's your name?

Date: 2011-04-13 07:11 pm (UTC)
instaboobs: (♂ it's called a shower)
From: [personal profile] instaboobs
...alright, fine. I'll humor ya.

Ranma Saotome.

Date: 2011-04-13 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thief-of-truth.livejournal.com
Okay, Ranma... what do you look for in a romantic partner?

[You can hear her scribbling down notes. Or doodling stuff while pretending to take this seriously. It's hard to tell.]

Date: 2011-04-13 09:41 pm (UTC)
instaboobs: (♂ i know i put it over here somewhere)
From: [personal profile] instaboobs
Lesse... guess she kinda has to be cute.

[SO GOOD AT THIS]

Date: 2011-04-14 01:22 am (UTC)
instaboobs: (♂ you could see up her skirt too)
From: [personal profile] instaboobs
Not likely t'ever kill me.

Date: 2011-04-14 10:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thief-of-truth.livejournal.com
Cute and non-violent. Okay. Is that all?

Date: 2011-04-14 03:23 pm (UTC)
instaboobs: (♂ y'ain't dealin with it huh)
From: [personal profile] instaboobs
Uncute tomboys need not apply. That's all.

Date: 2011-04-14 03:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thief-of-truth.livejournal.com
[scribble scribble]

Okay! Got it.

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